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ARE YOU ELITE ENOUGH?



So guess what I did today? No one in their right mind would ever believe it. My sister and I went to SEE people audition for our own version of America's Next top Model. See the poster on the right? Yes, we went there to support Farah (jaga kau! berdosa kita suma kasi ketawa urang2 yang audition tu! hahahahah!!!). Nope, Farah is NOT one of the hopeful contestant but she's one of the judges. How cool is that? I get to sit right on the sideline and laugh because I don't have to feel guilty laughing at people because she is one of the judges!!! The audition was at Bistro De Paris (right in front of KLCC). There were 3 other profesional judges. And 100+ turned up to audition. Some of them were okay but some were bad. Here are advices for those hopefuls based on my 1 hour observation:

  1. Thou shall not come if thou are short - There were specific height guidelines but it seems few people miss calculated their own inches...
  2. Thou shall not come if thou are shy - Why la bother to come if you are shy like a wombat? (Cat, wombats are shy animals right?). Tanya soalan, don't want to answer, ask to dance, and you almost cry... How la?
  3. Thou shall not come wearing Track suit + boots + pink scrunchy in a bun - Serious loh (like what Fify always say)... No fashion sense, must think twice before coming in.
  4. Physical beauty vs Inner beauty - THINK! It's a competition to win a contract for modelling. You don't get to show off your 'inner zen'...
  5. Over confident - Good but not good either. If you have GREAT confidence in you and you kno that you have the look, it's okay... Others might think you are corky. BUT if you over confident and don't even qualify the height test, you will only get COURAGE PRIZE...
  6. Thou shall not be rude to judges - No need explanation. I'll throw the person out of the room even if he looks like Keanu Reeves.
  7. Think before you answer - You don't have to impress the judges by saying; 'yes, i'll consider bikini ads if Muslim in Malaysia could accept it'... Try saying that in front of your parents...

That's all I could come up with for the time being. Farah; thanks for inviting me over. I felt out of place but at least I had fun. Ajan; Remember! Swish and flick! Professor Flitwick!

Comments

Ash said…
Oh Man... This is such a hilarious post lah! Well done and very apt observations, Jiah! Ha ha ha. The beauty industry is seriously over-rated! :-P
fara / ly-d said…
heheh, i would've loved to be there.

sometimes people don't get the concept - auditions mean you at least meet the minimum requirements.. kalo height tak lepas and shy.. like ... hello?!

nak jadik model tangan ke kaki lain la cite kekekke

me.. i can model for nursing wear i think kahkah
Cath said…
i dunno if wombats are shy. the one i kenal..ermm... not shy at all.

i'm in denial? hey, i deny that!!!

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